Thanks to the flourishing world of social media, it’s safe to assume that sometimes the things you say to your kids in the privacy of your own kitchen could easily wind up on Twitter.
That’s exactly what happened to these moms when their kids thought the world should know some of the hilarious observations their mothers had made. These brilliant women are all kinds of entertaining, and any mom can probably relate to most (if not all) of these #MomQuotes tweets.
1. When you honestly don’t understand why something has gone out of fashion.
‘I mean, what the heck, is scrap booking not cool?!?’ #momquotes
– Lindsay (@larz_moo) May 13, 2016
2. When no-one appreciates your comic genius except you.
‘What even is a noble gas? Is that when a king farts?’ says my mom, and then she bursts out laughing at her own joke #momquotes #savemepls
– Mary Kate Van Wagner (@lovevdub95) June 1, 2016
3. When you want a sandwich minus the sand.
Mom: ‘I love the beach. I really do. But they need to do something about all this sand.’ #MomQuotes
– Samantha Davis (@sjdavis1511) May 30, 2016
4. When you want your child to love what they do, as long as they’re not doing it from your spare room.
‘I don’t care what career path you choose as long as I don’t have to pay your rent.’ #momquotes
– brittney (@britteerrs) May 30, 2016
5. Literally, this is just my face.
‘I hate when people tell me I look tired or sleepy…
I’m raising two toddlers at home.This is just my face now.’ #MomQuotes #momlife
– Alice On Sunday (@AliceOnSunday) May 29, 2016
6. When you’ll say ANYTHING to get your kids off social media for a while.
‘Me: this bad thing happened.
Mom: well maybe if you weren’t on the computer all the time.
Me: no mom that makes no sense.’ #MomQuotes– Iris (@HeyyIris) May 22, 2016
7. When you call out every single family member’s name before the one you’re actually trying to address.
‘Talitha, I mean Karis, uh whoever you are…’ #momquotes
– Gabs (@gabiggail) May 21, 2016
8. When, as a mom, you have to find the silver lining.
‘After a recent, edgy hair cut of mine, Mom notes “Oh, sweetie, you would have made such a beautiful boy.”’ #MomQuotes
– Double Barrel Blog (@DoubleVTrouble) May 21, 2016
9. ‘I’m hoarding this because it may come back into fashion, sweetie.’
‘Everbody needs a blue velvet shirt’ @betsymp65 #momquotes
– Aila Paxton (@ailamp98) May 21, 2016
10. ‘Does your generation even know anything?’
‘Do young people know what wicker is?’ #MomQuotes
– Maggie Glazier (@MaggieGlazier) May 20, 2016
11. When your children are the only ones who understand your ‘weird days’.
‘My mom just held the phone up to wind chimes at home & said “Listen! They play the notes of Amazing Grace, just not in order!’ ?#MomQuotes
– Sarah Blackburn (@Music__Sarah) May 19, 2016
12. When you’re adamant to bring back the ‘hip’ phrases you used to use.
‘Well, isn’t that the cat’s pajamas?’ ??? #MomQuotes
– Rachel W. (@thumbsupgirl) May 19, 2016
13. ‘I’m a cool mom.’
‘What do you use a hashtag for? I’m trying to learn how to use Twitter properly.’ #MomQuotes
– Linds (@ummitslindsay) May 18, 2016
14. When, sadly, everything your kid does just irritates you beyond belief.
‘Mom convinces me to grow my hair out. Now hair is grown out. Mom goes, it looks horrible cut it!’ ? #MomQuotes
– Rohit Gijare (@R0hitGijare) May 17, 2016
15. Once again, ‘I’m not a normal mom, I’m a cool mom.’
‘Convo with mom about twitter:
Mom: I would be twittering everything.
Me: You mean tweeting.
Mom: Yes, I meant tweaking.’ #facepalm #MomQuotes– Courtney Moore (@GlassesAskew) May 17, 2016
